Capitalization (or lack thereof) is intentional.
This was about an ex who decided that the best way to get rid of me would be to ignore me until I broke up with him. Thanks a bunch -- I would have preferred it if you'd just been honest, hun.
unimportant
check your phone, will you?
nothing there –
that’s okay!
turn it off
turn it on
it might be something silly.
wait for it, alright?
just wait
it’ll buzz
give it a sec,
you know technology
something’ll come in a minute.
flip it open,
maybe you missed it –
nope!
that’s okay,
He’ll text in a minute
He loves you, you know…
-Carlin